2. Ride Haunted Mansion and recite the spiel
If you have ever seen someone reciting the entire spiel on a ride, nine times out of 10 they are a cast member who has been on the ride one too many times. Since this is the only ride in the park with a long spiel, cast members love to ride it and flex their Disney park knowledge that is useless everywhere else…except at Disney. I’m guilty of this too. We’re sorry we’re so weird.