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No More Remakes, Just Give Us Cover Albums, Music Videos Instead

Disney live-action remakes

Disney’s latest live-action remake, The Little Mermaid, has held its premier and is set to hit theaters around the world soon. In the meantime, Disney has continued to release more clips for the upcoming film, specifically the recreated musical numbers. The glorified covers are, indeed, good, but fans continue to criticize its visual differences to the original, specifically for characters like Flounder ...

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Why Didn’t Disney Sell Dated Tickets to Begin With?

Disney dated tickets

On Monday, May 8, Disney Parks announced a Theme Park Ticket change that finally helps eliminate the need for the Theme Park Reservation System. Dated tickets will soon be available for purchase, which lets would-be Disney World Guests trade flexibility for a Guaranteed spot in the Park of their choice on a particular day. And now I’m left wondering why ...

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Three Things Disney World Needs Before a 5th Theme Park

Disney World Changes

Scores of Disney fans across the internet continue to speculate that a fifth Theme Park is in Disney World’s future. While I do believe that to be a possibility, I also believe that there is so much other Theme Park work that needs to be done before there is any talk about another entire Park. Here are my top 3: ...

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“Disney+ Original” is the New “Straight-to-Video”

Straight to Disney+ Movies

They say every generation has its own word or phrase for the same thing. In the case of Disney movies, what was once known as “straight-to-video” movies are now known as “Disney+ Originals.” The connotation means the exact same thing: that whatever movie we are about to watch was not deemed good enough for producers to risk spending the money ...

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When Did Fans Decide Disney Owes Them Anything?

Demanding Disney Fans

Recently, Walt Disney Studios has revealed significant progress on the live-action remake of its beloved animated movie, Lilo & Stitch, and nobody is happy. After outrage by “racists” broke out over Disney’s decision to racially swap Princess Ariel and Tinker Bell for the remakes of The Little Mermaid and Peter Pan, those fans who called those critics racist are now crying race-based foul on Disney ...

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The Only Disney Remake That’s Actually Good, Honors the Original

Disney Live Action Remakes

The wave of CGI-dominated remakes of Disney’s classic animated feature films is not going away any time soon, despite the fact that almost none of them do their source material justice. Born from a three-pronged marketing strategy simultaneously targeting Disney Adults’ sentimentalism, the woke mob’s demand for “morally revised” versions of the visual literature with “corrected” lyrics, cast, and context, ...

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Is Disney Ever Really Going To Leave Florida?

Disney leaving Florida

Well, the latest chapter of the “Disney vs. DeSantis” story has been released with North Carolina and Virginia pining to provide a new home to The Walt Disney World Resort as Florida Governor Ron DeSantis refuses to end his government’s battle with the Mouse. But would it ever actually happen? The answer is absolutely not. Seriously, how could it? The ...

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Disney Could End ‘Indiana Jones’ by Stealing a Move from Marvel

Indiana Jones Ending

Lucasfilm’s owners have decided that Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny will be the fifth and final movie of George Lucas’ beloved action-hero franchise, and director James Mangold has a wonderful opportunity to bring the world’s favorite archaeologist full circle. According to the latest trailer, the Dial of Destiny “has the power to change the course of history,” which the ...

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Disney World Should Auction Off 50th Anniversary Statues

Disney World 50th Anniversary Statues

Regardless of how disappointing people may have seen it, Walt Disney World Resort’s 50th Anniversary Celebration is finally coming to an end, with all of the decorations and even the fireworks being finally retired. However, there is still one way that Disney Parks can make a little extra money off of the event, and a few lucky Guests and go ...

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This Cult Classic Defines Millennial Disney Adults’ Movie Hypocrisy

Emperor's New Groove Disney

They sure don’t make ’em like they used to… We have all heard someone drop that phrase about something, right? Whether “’em” refers to cars, tools, or even kids, the older a person gets, the more they tend to look at the latest versions of treasured items and recognize the difference–good and bad. Disney movies are no exception. They really ...

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